Category Archives: Quotable Quotes

Tiers of Joy

Admitting that I don’t know what to write isn’t the best way to up my readership, but what can I tell you? I have no fucking clue what to say. No, I still don’t trust that this is happening. No, … Continue reading

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Belly Flop

A conversation at 8 weeks and 1 day. Me [pointing to my double chin]: Do you see this? Him: Your gullet? Me: Just say “yes.” Him: Yes. Me: Do you know what it means? Him: That you’re fat? Me: Just … Continue reading

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Dietary Supplements

Here’s what happens 3 months into quitting gluten, soy, dairy, nightshades, caffeine, sugar, and alcohol: You never have any gas or stomach pains Your previously painful period cramps completely disappear You have regular, perfect poops Your donor gets pregnant It’s … Continue reading

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Festival of Lights at the End of the Tunnel

It wasn’t the best Hanukkah for me. Lots of drama that’s not worth getting into, so I won’t, but in between the bouts of mayhem, there was an especially sweet moment. My mother urged me yet again to think about … Continue reading

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Quotable Quotes: “You’re Good”

In case your man needs support in seeding those eggs. Sincerely, Christopher Walken (PS: Thanks to those of you who’ve been checking up on me in the days leading up to my transfer. You make my heart sing. For those … Continue reading

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Quotable Quotes: “Have You Ever Considered…”

Finally a helpful suggestion. I’ll look into it presently.

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